Budgeting Sucks… Until Now
The FREE Bootcamp that shows you how to get your money right — Without the boring BS.
Taught by Mel O, the unfiltered, direct-as-hell Certified Financial Planner who ditched the Wall Street vibe and is bringing budgeting to the 99% — with zero jargon, zero judgment, and zero suits.
- January 19, 2026
- 5 PM - 7 PM PST
- Live on Zoom
Why This Bootcamp Rocks (and Works)
- Know Where Your Money’s Going
We’ll break down exactly where your money is disappearing to — so you can stop wondering where your paycheck went and start taking control.
- Track It Without Losing Your Mind
Learn how to track your spending in a way that makes sense (and doesn’t involve complicated formulas or apps you never open).
- Budget for Fun, Not Just Bills
Forget budgeting that makes life boring — we’re building budgets that include concerts, takeout, and tattoos (if that’s your thing).
You Make Decent Money… So Why Are You Still Broke?
Your Bank Account is Gaslighting You
You know you didn’t spend that much… but somehow your balance says otherwise. Every swipe, tap, and auto-payment is bleeding you dry — and you can’t even trace the damage.
Opening your statement feels like entering a haunted house. You scroll fast, avoid eye contact, and promise to “be better” next month. But without a system, nothing changes.
This is a treadmill no one wants to be on, and you need a way off. This bootcamp is designed to help you start closing the financial gap between us and them.
What You’ll Walk Away With
Know Exactly Where Your Money’s Going
No more guessing or stressing. You’ll get a clear snapshot of where your cash is going — and how to stop it from vanishing.
Get a Budgeting System That Actually Works
Ditch the apps you never open. You’ll walk away with a practical, easy-to-use budgeting spreadsheet that makes tracking your money feel less like math class and more like taking control.
Build a Budget That Fits Your Life (Not Someone Else’s)
Your budget shouldn’t feel like a punishment. We’ll show you how to create one that includes the fun stuff — from concerts to coffee runs — and helps you hit your goals.
Get Clarity on What You’re Really Working Toward
Budgeting isn’t just about dollars —it’s about your time. The time you've given up doing something you love to earn it, and we will help you treat it as such.
Bonus free Budget sheet
Look man, I get it budgeting sounds boring AF.
I’m not here to tell you it’s the most joyous thing in the world but I will tell you that it doesn’t have to suck. And dare I say if you do it right you will start truly enjoying it.
What It’s Like to Learn with Mel
Mel’s a Certified Financial Planner who ditched the suit to be her authentic self.
She cusses, she rocks out, and she’ll teach you about money without the pretentious bullsh*t.
Mel’s been there. She’s helped creatives, blue-collar badasses, Gen Xers, and Millennials finally understand where their money’s going — and how to make it work harder.